Episode 1. Goku's son. I'm Gohan!
(Corresponds to FUNimation's Ep 1: The Arrival of Raditz)


Opening: This looks like it may be a good, wholesome anime!



Narrator: 5 years later. Get ready for 291 Episodes of pure violence!




Audience: YAY!




Spaceship: Zoom! Neeroom!



Chi Chi: Goku! Get your son and get your butt to Kame-sennin's house!



Goku: Yes dear



Farmer: Doodly-doo



Spaceship: Crash!



Alien: Boo! Did I scare you?



Farmer: Die!



Alien: Die!



Raditz: You're not Kakarotto. I'm gonna kick your butt!



Piccolo: Bite me.



Raditz: Maybe later. Gotta go



Piccolo: Okay bye


Episode 2: The strongest warrior in histroy is Goku's brother
Corresponds to FUNimation Ep1: The Arrival of Raditz



Raditz: Kakarotto. I'm gonna kick your butt!



Goku: Hi guys!



Kamesennin: Goku. You're a man now, but still talk like a 5-year old



Kuririn: Nice kid



Goku: He's my son



Cast: ???



Raditz: Kakarotto. I am your father.. er.. brother. Join me or die!



Goku: Go to hell



Raditz: Ok. But I'm taking your son with me.



Gohan: Waaah! I'm a wuss!


Episode 3: Let's do it! The strongest Combination on Earth!
Corresponds to FUNimation Episode 2: The World's Strongest Team



Raditz: Last chance. Join me or die.



Goku: Buzz off, jerk.



Gohan: I'm a wuss!



Goku: I will defeat you!



Piccolo: Yeah, I'll help and maybe take over the world too!



Raditz: Yeah? Well the other Saijajin's will kick your butts too!


Episode 4: Piccolo's last Trick. Gohan's a Crybaby
Corresponds to FUNimation Episode 3: Gohan's hidden powers



Piccolo: We suck!



Goku: Yeah, I know.


Episode 5: Goku Dies! A last chance for Survival
Corresponds to FUNimation Episode 4: Goku's Unusual Journey



Gohan: Don't hurt my daddy, jerk!



Gohan: Pow!



Raditz's Armor: *crack*



Goku: ???



Raditz: Owie. Die kid.



Goku: I'll hold him You kill us both



Piccolo: Ok! DIE!



Piccolo: *Boom*



Raditz: Owie.



Goku: I'm dead



Raditz: Yeah. Me too.



Saiyajin1: Raditz sucks. Lets go to Earth and kick butt.



Saiyajin2: Let's wish for immortality!



Saiyajin1: Cool.



Saiyajin2: Let's go to earth and breed Super Saiyajins!



Saiyajin1: Even better.

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