Episode 1. Goku's son. I'm Gohan!
(Corresponds to FUNimation's Ep 1: The Arrival of Raditz)
Opening: This looks like it may be a good, wholesome anime!
Narrator: 5 years later. Get ready for 291 Episodes of pure violence!
Audience: YAY!
Spaceship: Zoom! Neeroom!
Chi Chi: Goku! Get your son and
get your butt to Kame-sennin's house!
Goku: Yes dear
Farmer: Doodly-doo
Spaceship: Crash!
Alien: Boo! Did I scare you?
Farmer: Die!
Alien: Die!
Raditz: You're not Kakarotto. I'm gonna kick your butt!
Piccolo: Bite me.
Raditz: Maybe later. Gotta go
Piccolo: Okay bye
Episode 2: The strongest warrior in histroy is Goku's brother
Corresponds to FUNimation Ep1: The Arrival of Raditz
Raditz: Kakarotto. I'm gonna kick your butt!
Goku: Hi guys!
Kamesennin: Goku. You're a man now, but still talk like a 5-year old
Kuririn: Nice kid
Goku: He's my son
Cast: ???
Raditz: Kakarotto. I am your father.. er.. brother. Join me or die!
Goku: Go to hell
Raditz: Ok. But I'm taking your son with me.
Gohan: Waaah! I'm a wuss!
Episode 3: Let's do it! The strongest Combination on Earth!
Corresponds to FUNimation Episode 2: The World's Strongest Team
Raditz: Last chance. Join me or die.
Goku: Buzz off, jerk.
Gohan: I'm a wuss!
Goku: I will defeat you!
Piccolo: Yeah, I'll help and maybe take over the world too!
Raditz: Yeah? Well the other Saijajin's will kick your butts too!
Episode 4: Piccolo's last Trick. Gohan's a Crybaby
Corresponds to FUNimation Episode 3: Gohan's hidden powers
Piccolo: We suck!
Goku: Yeah, I know.
Episode 5: Goku Dies! A last chance for Survival
Corresponds to FUNimation Episode 4: Goku's Unusual Journey
Gohan: Don't hurt my daddy, jerk!
Gohan: Pow!
Raditz's Armor: *crack*
Goku: ???
Raditz: Owie. Die kid.
Goku: I'll hold him You kill us both
Piccolo: Ok! DIE!
Piccolo: *Boom*
Raditz: Owie.
Goku: I'm dead
Raditz: Yeah. Me too.
Saiyajin1: Raditz sucks. Lets go to Earth and kick butt.
Saiyajin2: Let's wish for immortality!
Saiyajin1: Cool.
Saiyajin2: Let's go to earth and breed Super Saiyajins!
Saiyajin1: Even better.
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