Episode 1. Goku's son. I'm Gohan!
(Corresponds to FUNimation's Ep 1: The Arrival of Raditz)
opening: This looks like it may be a good, wholesome anime...
Narrator: 5 years later. Get ready for 291 Episodes of pure violence!
Spaceship: Zoom! Neeroom!
Chi Chi: Goku! Get your son and
get your butt to Kame-sennin's house!
Goku: Yes dear.
Alien: Boo! Did I scare you?
Raditz: You're not Kakarotto. I'm gonna kick your butt!
Piccolo: Bite me.
Raditz: Maybe later. Gotta go.
Piccolo: Okay bye.
Episode 2: The strongest warrior in histroy is Goku's brother
Corresponds to FUNimation Ep1: The Arrival of Raditz
Raditz: Kakarotto. I'm gonna kick your butt!
Goku: Hi guys!
Kame-sennin: Goku. You're a man now, but still talk like a 5-year old.
Kuririn: Nice kid.
Goku: He's my son.
Raditz: Kakarotto. I am your father.. er.. brother. Join me or die!
Goku: Go to hell.
Raditz: Ok. But I'm taking your son with me.
Gohan: Waaah! I'm a wuss!
Episode 3: Let's do it! The strongest Combination on Earth!
Corresponds to FUNimation Episode 2: The World's Strongest Team
Raditz: Last chance. Join me or die.
Goku: Buzz off, jerk.
Gohan: I'm a wuss!
Goku: I will defeat you!
Piccolo: Yeah, I'll help and maybe take over the world too!
Raditz: Yeah? Well the other Saijajin's will kick YOUR butts too!
Episode 4: Piccolo's last Trick. Gohan's a Crybaby
Corresponds to FUNimation Episode 3: Gohan's hidden powers
Piccolo: Dude... we suck.
Goku: Yeah, I know.
Episode 5: Goku Dies! A last chance for Survival
Gohan: Don't hurt my daddy, jerk!
Raditz's Armor: *crack*
Raditz: Owie. Die kid.
Goku: I'll hold him . You kill us both.
Piccolo: Ok! DIE!
Goku: I'm dead
Raditz: Yeah. Me too.
Saiyajin 1: Raditz sucks. Lets go to Earth and kick butt.
Saiyajin 2: Let's wish for immortality!
Saiyajin 1: Cool.
Saiyajin 2: Let's go to earth and breed Super Saiyajins!
Saiyajin 1: Even better.
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