Car Wars
by Cricket
June 1997
Please don't kill me for this one! It's my first JQ fanfic. It's short,
and it's a tradition whenever me and my little brother go on road trips,
even if it's just down to the store.
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Disclaimer:
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I don't own 'em, I'm just borrowing 'em. I don't mean to violate any
copyright laws.
CAR WARS
By Cricket
Hadji leaned over from the passenger seat, straining against his
seatbelt. He watched with wide eyes as a blue little Voltswagon Bug
puttered by his window, on it's merry way to who know's where. Hadji was
nearly sitting on top of Jonny as Jonny drove the family car (underage, mind
you) happily down the road, not a care in the world.
Jonny threw Hadji a strange look out of the corner of his eye, trying to
stay focused on the road ahead. "What's up, Hadj?"
His question was answered with a swift punch to the arm.
"OW!!!," Jonny howled, the car swirving dangerously about on the road.
"Whatdya do that for!!" Jonny wined, rubbing his arm.
"Slug Bug," Hadji answered proudly, and he returned to the passengers
seat with a smile.
"Ha Ha," Jonny groaned, dripping with sarcasm.
"Way to go Hadji!!" Jessie cheered from the back seat, giving Hadji
a congradulatory pat on the back.
Jonny blew air roughly out his nose. His arm ached fiercly. Hadji
really packed a good one there! He had to get him back.
Up ahead, a huge white Cadillac pulled into his lane, an old woman at the
wheel, swirving throughout the lane like she was half drunk. A wicked grin
passed over Jonny's lips. He hauled off and wacked Hadji over the turbin.
"Cadillac Slap!!" he annouced, victorious.
Hadji adjusted his head gear. "We are even then."
"Nice comeback Jonny," Jessie placed her stamp of approval on the comeback.
The three teens continued on, passing the little old lady driving madly all
over the road, the Caddy eventually spinning out of control and smashing into
a telephone poll.
Ahead of them on their driving path, police lights where flashing, a cop
having had pulled over a speeding joy rider. Jessey grinned widely from the
back seat, sitting up to possition herself between Jonny and Hadji.
Jonny looked into the rearview mirror to view the cop car, only to come into
eye level with Jessie's evil grin staring back at him.
"Um ...something the matter, Jess?" he raised an eyebrow.
"Nope," she said quickly. "Just one thing though."
"What is that?" Hadji asked politely.
"POLICE BRUTALITY!!!!" she yelled, pummeling the
two. "Ha! I win!!"
-= FIN! =-
-= Owari =-
Okay, okay. I have a slightly sick and derranged
personality. Comments? Quest-ions? Feel free.
© Cricket Industries 1997
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