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Alexis Marie Ericta wrote:

He can have my alter-ego's visit for a while... that'll make him snap... or better
yet all my alter ego's combined with all 30 of 'Lion's alter ego's comapared
with all of Leia's alter egos! COMPLETE AND TOTAL CHAOS!!!! Or he could just
host another pass-the-party.....just ask Cricket, that would make anyone snap.


Cricket Wrote:

YES YES YES YES!!!  I LOVE pass-the-party fics!!

*somewhere in the wilds of Calgary, Alberta Canada ...*


Kuwa-chan: BWAHAHAHAH!!  Watch this!! *launches a rabid hampster at the fence
post.  It hits, makes a satisfiying THUMP, and promptly chews the fence post
to shrapnel*
Yusuke: AH! That's nuthin! *wields Cricket Industries Super-Powered Cheese
Launcher*
Cricket: *throws the door open*  EVERYONE PACK UP!!  We're leavin' town!
Hiei: Where we goin?
Cricket: It's a surprise ... but I'm bringin' a few friends!
Brit: Hiya! *glance .. glance*  Where's Kurama-sama?
Cricket: No time for that!  TO THE SPACECRAFT!!
Brit: Space craft?
Cricket: Yeah!  It was left over from the last Pass-the-party fic!  Heh heh
... We gotta stop down in California and Florida ... gotta pick up some more
chaos ensuers!
Brit: Yeah!  
*Cricket nabs her puppy Mingus and they head off*

*in the spaceship*
Hiei: What the hell's a computer?
Cricket: *sigh*  Just don't touch ANYTHING and we'll be ..

ZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

*In sunny Califor-NI-A*

Jonny: BWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!  Now Alexis! Put the chainsaw down!  I really
didn't mean to smash your entire anime library!  Really!  It was an accident!
Alexis *revs chainsaw* Accident?  I'LL SHOW YOU AN ACCIDENT!!  Prepare to be
smitten, bleech-head!!!!!

ZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

Alexis: Zeroom? *spacecraft buries itself nose-first in her front yard*
Travis: What the heck!  Alexis!  There's a UFO in your front yard!!  WE'RE
BEING INVADED!!!  RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
They're gonna eat our brains ... and perform inhumane experiments on us ...
Alexis: The truth is out there!  It's not a UFO, Crenshaw ... it's a .. a ..
Cricket/Brit: HIYA 'LEX!!
Alexis: IT'S ANOTHER PASS-THE-FIC!!

*in sunny Florida, crocodiles and all*

Lion: *wields axe*  AHA!!!  This should work! 
*CHOP CHOP CHOP*
Lion: Much better! *wields handfully of neatly chopped carrots.
*DING*!
Lion: AHA!  My Chocolate-Surprise is finished
Sven: Ger ... vat's da surpvise?
*CRASH!!!*
Voice 1: Geeze .. I though you said you knew how da drive this thing?
voice 2: Well, it wasn't my fault some moron put a Marlboro billboard there!
voice 3: YOU KILLED THE MARLBORO MAN!!  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Sven: Um ... ve've got cumpany!

heh, well, someone had ta start it, right?

Pass the spacecraft, pass the Chocolate-Surprise and pass the mudered
Marlboro Man!

Genshi no Korogi



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Date: Wed, 18 Jun 1997 12:39:42 -0700

This installment written by:  Leia K. Camar

Lion: That spaceship looks somewhat familiar.
Sven: Vat?  It can't be.
Cricket: Hi there!
Alexis: Come on board the chaos ensuers trip to. . .uh. . .
Brit: CALIFORNIA!
Cricket: We've already been to California.  That's where we picked up
Alexis, remember?
Brit: But we kinda forgot to get someone.
Alexis: Who?
Brit: I'll give you a clue--a girl who falls under Cricket's definition
of insane with two equally insane alter-egos.
Cricket: Whoops!  All aboard for sunny California--revisited.  Lion,
round up the alter egos and let's go!

*somewhere in northern California*

Leia:  What do you mean the trip to Hawaii has been cancelled!!!!!
*she starts to glow with a colorful battle aura*
Alina: Uh, what's that saying about the bearer of bad news?
Isis: DUCK!
*CRASH!*
Alina: Hey, the damage was minimal this time.
Isis: I don't think that was Leia.
voice1: That's the last time I let you drive a spaceship!
Voice2: Vat do you mean?  Just because I don't have a driver's license?
voice3: I hope you have insurance on this thing.
Alina: Um, Leia. . .
Leia: *still glowing with battle aura* WHAT IS IT?!!!!!

Pass the Chaos Ensuers: How I Spent My Summer Vacation. . .

the Andromeda Crew

Andromedan Confusion Theorem:  "Remember, confusion is the most 
easily transmitted disease in existance; take all necessary precautions. 
Don't you understand?"

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Date: Mon, 23 Jun 1997 12:49:56 -0400 (EDT)
To: jq@coollist.com
Subject: Re: JQ: Pass the PAIN TV: The Letter


This installment written by NotLion1


Sven:  Hoh, DAT suprize.
Lion:  WHO KILLED THE MARLBORO MAN?!
Pear:  WHAT'S A MARLBORO MAN?!
SF:  WHO'S THAT?!
Lion:  Uh.  More like WHAT's that, don't you think?
SF:  AGH!  IT'S SOME GUY WITH A JEWEL ON HIS HEAD!
Hiei:  Nice to meet you too.
Cricket:  They're gonna revoke my license!
Lion:  Uhhhhh... Cricket?
Cricket:  ::wields chicken launcher:: Could there be any doubt?
Aarel:  Hi guys.
Sven:  AGH!  MORE VING-ED PEEPUL!
Zeg:  Uh.  Yeah.
*KABOOMBA*
SF:  Um.  Was there a wall there?!
Lion:  WADDAYA MEAN *WAS*?!
Yusuke:  Oops.
Lion:  Oh yeah it's not bad enough there's already 41 people LIVING here --
now we get unexpected guests?!
Wes:  ::ahem:: 42.
Lion:  Oh yeah, Brit flung you in here too, didn't she?
Wes:  Look, I'll leave if you finish the crossover, OK?
Sven:  Mine first.
Wes:  NOOOO.
Pear:  PEOPLE!  We have guests.
Lion:  So FEED em!
Pear:  OK........
Lion:  NOT MY CHOCOLATE!
Alexis:  We're not staying!
Lion:  GOOD!
Cricket:  We're dragging you off somewhere else.
Brit:  Yep.
Lion:  Uh.  Where?
Cricket:  Can't tell.
Lion:  Do I have to bring EVERYONE?!
SF:  GOD NO!
Brit:  Does she?
Lion:  Enough is too much.  I'll pick 4 others.
SF:  OO!  PICK ME PICK ME!  I LOVE CHAOS!
Sven:  Leef me OUT.
Lion:  Can't.
Sven:  VHY NOT?!
Lion:  OK SF, Aarel, Sven and my kitty.  Let's bolt.
Pear:  Uh.... what about --
Lion:  CRUD!  THE VEGGIES!
*SQUELCH*
Lion:  I think my mom can make do with mashed medley.
Sindhi:  Mrow?
Lion:  C'mon let's get outta here.
Rion : YOU INVITED FRIENDS WITHOUT PERMISSION?!
Lion:  Uh.  Guys.  Out.  NOW!
Cricket:  I think the turbo's busted.
Yusuke:  She did it!
Alexis:  So now what do we do?
Lion:  Oblige, please.
Sven:  Ov course.....
*SMASH*
Rion:  WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY HOUSE?!
Lion:  Uhhhhh can we fit everybody in that thing?
Sven:  I deux not noh...
Cricket:  Come on everyone!
*MASH*
SF:  Ooooooh I feel like a sardine!
Aarel:  Is that what the initials stand for?  Sardines Free?
SF:  AAGH!
Cricket:  Get your wing out of my eye!
Aarel:  Sorry.
Kurama:  There's something furry on my head!
Sindhi:  Mreow.
Lion:  Uh.  Try not to move.
Brit:  Hey, uh.... I think your dad is about to bash the wall in.
Lion:  GET US OUTTA HERE YOU NORDIC FOOL!
Sven:  Okhey, sheesh.
*BLAST*

*BOOM*
Lion:  OK all you 70-or-so smart people, WHERE ARE WE?!

Um.  OK.

        ~Lion

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