**** I'm missing a part! After constructing the transporter, we all jump
in. It lands us right in the middle of Nerima in Tokyo, Japan nearly
ontop of Kodachi Kuno. She challanges JQ 2000 member Michelle to
An announceer appears out of no place: In this corner, Champion Kodachi.
Long-time champion in the world of Women's Rythmic Gymnastics!
random cheering from the gathering croud
... and in this corner, Challenger Mishelle! Member of the highly-famed
Quest 2000 team of Rockport Maine , USA!
more random cheering
...let the match begin!!
Kodachi: AHHH HAAA HAAA! We shall see who wins this match!
Mishelle: I'm gonna wipe the floor with your face!
Mishelle up-roots a nearby lamp post with amazing strength-from
Announcer: Challenger Mishelle has posed a threat with the Tendo's lamp post!
Flings it at Kodachi. Kodachi snaggs a nearby table
Annoucer: And Champion Kodachi succesfully couters with the announcer's table!!!
Mishelle: Quiet, you! You're interupting my concentration!! ( She picks him
up and hurls him at Kodachi.)
Kodachi snaggs Kuno and launches him. The two collide in mid air and cancel
each other out.
Jessie: Hey, this is pretty neat-o!
Ranma: All this over HIM! ( points to Jonny)
Akane: We wouldn't be JEALOUSE would we?
Ranma: What!!! I swear! Akane, you are soo ...
Announcer makes it back to his microphone: Urgh ... and the battel goes on!
Champion Kodachi has threatened Challenger Mishelle with a DIESEL
LOCOMOTIVE! Where did that come from, folks???
Train whistle ... and a locomotive comes flying
Mishelle: Good lord! You fight dirty!! ( picks up a nearby 18-wheeler and
Huge explosion and the place is pelted by falling debris.
Akane: RANMA!! YOU J E R K !!!!!
Ranma get's booted, landing in the middle of the battle
Kodachi: Ranma, Sweetums!
Mishelle: Hold on you! This ain't over!!
Kodachi: Ah ha ha ha ha...of course! Now, it's time I finish you!
Mishelle: *cracks knuckles* I thought you'd never ask! *glares at Ranma*
And I'm doing this FOR MYSELF, thank you very much! *boots him out of
Kodachi twirls her ribbon and proceeds to slap it around Mishelle.
Mishelle doges, flips around, and catches Kodachi off guard with a kick
on the legs.
Travis: GET HER, 'SHELLE!!!
Jessie: DON'T LEAVE YOUSELF OPEN!
Jonny: IDIOT! YOU MIGHT GET KILLED!!!
Akane: Well well well...ain't ya a bit TOO worried there!
Jonny: *snort* I just said that because she's not as good as she thinks
Kodachi: You wicked, wicked girl! You will pay for that!
Kodachi flings roses to Mishelle...it explodes in a cloud of noxious gas
Mishelle: *coughing* CHEATER!
Kodachi wraps her ribbon around Mishelle and slams her on the cement.
Mishelle: Urrrgghh...damn, you.....
Kodachi: Give up, gaijin?
Mishelle springs up in the patented martial artist's super jump and
lashes her heel out. Kodachi dodges and hurls her razor hoop in the
air, cutting the leg of Mishelle's jeans. Mishelle lands on her feet,
trying to ignore her injured leg.
Mishelle: *thinking* Damn, she's good...I have to find a way to use her
weapons against her!
Jessie: *about to jump in* Mishelle! Are you okay?
Mishelle: I'm fine! Stay there!
Kodachi laughs and slashes at Mishelle with her ribbon. Mishelle dodges,
but her clothes are ripped in several places. The ribbon grabs her
entire body and flings her down the ground hard.
Akane: She's going to get KILLED!
*Jonny and the gang from the U.S. keep silent*
Kodachi: Ah ha ha ha ha.....you are NO match fot the Black Rose of St.
Mishelle: *struggles to get up, thinking to herself* She's too dependent
on her ribbon, I HAVE to get that to my advantage! But...how?
Kodachi lashes out her ribbon, catching Mishelle's hand. Mishelle bites
her lip in pain as the ribbon squeezes her wrist. Mishelle see's an
Mishelle: YOU'RE MINE!!!
Mishelle grabs the ribbon with her free hand and pulls, sending Kodachi
flying at her. Mishelle jumps out of the way and slams her elbow behind
Kodachi's head. The ribbon falls loose.
Kodachi: NO FAIR!! *rubs her head*
Mishelle: Now let's see how you do WITHOUT your weapons!
Mishelle charges at Kodachi.......
Mishelle: YOU'RE MINE!!!
Kodachi tries to leap out of the way, but is caught by Mishelle who
promptly throws her to the cement.
Kodachi: You cheating little harlequin!!
Mishelle: Eat concrete, Rosey!! ( leaps into the air, lamp-post in hand
Kodachi manages to roll out of the way. She grabs up Kuno and hurls him
Mishelle couters easily with a Very Big Rock (tm)
Ranma: Ooh, that had to hurt! Way to go Mishelle!!
Mishelle grabs up yet another lamp post, leaps high into the air
Kodachi: Where did she go?
Announcer: And Challenger Mishelle is the victor!!
Kodachi and Tatewaki lay there, unconscious.
Travis: WAY TO GO, 'SHELLE!
Nabiki: Well, everyone....fork 'em over! *crowd hands Nabiki her money*
Mishelle: I did it.....*falls down tiredly*
Ranma: *catches Mishelle* Hey, you okay? *slaps her cheek*
Akane: We gotta get her inside, she looks pretty beat up.
Bryce: *snaps out of his valium-induced coma* Wha...what happened...
Jessie: You just missed Mishelle fight Kodachi!
Bryce: I MISSED A FIGHT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! DAMN VALIUM!!!!
Akane: *eyes Jonny evilly* Say, Ranma...I think you better let me carry
her inside, looks like Jonny's jealous!
Jonny: WHAT?! NO WAY!!!
Cricket: Ouch! Her ribbons REALLY do damage! *examines ribbon marks on
Alexis: Yeah, but I'd hate to be Kodachi right now!
*Everyone brings Mishelle inside*
Kasumi: Oh, my! What happened?
Jessie: Kasumi! Kodachi challenged Mishelle to fight and Mishelle
WON...only she got beat up so bad she's unconscious.
Travis: Sooo..., looks like "Jonny-sama's heart" belongs to the victor!
Heh he he he he ......
Jonny: WHY YOU...*beats up Travis*
Jessie: Jonny! STOP! There's been enough fightning already!
Nabiki: Jessie-honey, around here, there's NO such thing as too much
two hours later, Mishelle's back on her feet
Nabiki: Boy, that was quick! I think only Ranma could recover faster than that!
Mishelle: What the heck happened, anyway?
Akane: You challenged Kodachi to a fight ...
Ranma: ... and won
Mishelle: Cool! What'd I win?
Cricket (clears throat) Jonny
Mishelle: WHAT!!! Where is that little moron with the bad bleach job!! I'll
Everyone looks around
Alexis: Hey, where'd Jonny run off to?
Claudette: OH! Mon Dieu! Jonny!
Cricket: Don't worry, he's in the bath house
Alexis: And HOW do you know that?
Cricket: Easy!! That's just WRONG!! He told me he needed to take a warm
from the bath house: NIIIHAAOOOO!!!
Moments later Jonny comes running out in a towel.
Shampoo: You no Ranma! What you do in Ranma's bath house?
Jonny: You sick, derranged purple-headed ....
Jessie: we were getting worried about you
Jonny turns around to find everyone staring at him
Mishelle: Nice towel, bleach-head
Jonny turns an attractive shade of deep red and bolts back to the
Jessie: Ya gotta admit, he doesn't look too bad in a towel
Mishelle: Ahh, kinda ... I MEAN!!! ... He's still got FEM-HIPS!!!
Mishelle: What was that, Saotome!!
Ranma: Hey! I didn't say nothin'!!!!
Mishelle: You didn't have too! ( boots him out the roof of the Dojo,leaving
a huge hole in the cieling
Mishelle: WHY THAT ARROGANT, SEX-CHANGING, CROSSDRESSING......
Travis: Err...shouldn't you be saving those names for Jonny?
Mishelle: Don't worry I got PLENTY of those for him!
Shampoo: Where airen?
Akane: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, YOU CHINESE BIMBO?!
Shampoo: Uncute girl! Shampoo want to see Ranma!
Bryce: I wouldn't be surprised if he's half way to the Bahamas right
*Jonny stomps out the bathroom*
Jonny: YOU PURPLE HEADED PERVERT! How DARE you walk in on me!
Shampoo: Bleach-head no have to yell at Shampoo!
Jonny: BLEACH-HEAD?! I OUGHTA.....
Mousse: Lay a hand on her, Quest, and you'll be answering to ME!!
Jessie: MOUSSE! WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO A PLANT?! Jonny's THIS way!
Kuno: WHERE IS MY FLAME-HAIRED GODDESS?!
Jessie: ACK! *hides behind the plant*
Kuno: *spots Mishelle* Ahh...this is the tigress who defeated my sister
in combat, is it not?
Mishelle: Yeah, what's it to you?
Kuno: Then you shall be allowed to date with me! COME, MY GRAY-EYED
TIGRESS! AND LET US DATE!!
Mishelle: You gotta be KIDDING me!!
*Kuno grabs Mishelle*
Kuno: My fair war-goddess from the west, I shall never let
*Jonny removes his foot off Kuno's face*
Jonny: Lay off her, man. She'll kill you!
Mishelle: That description doesn't even come CLOSE! DRY UP AND DIE,
YOU!!! *sends Kuno hurtling into space* NOBODY, as in NOBODY GRABS ME
UNLESS I WANT THEM TO!!!
Travis: *nods head and scribbles on a piece of paper* Hey, 'Shelle! Your
trajectory's excellent! Can you teach me how to throw like that?
Akane: *nudges Jonny* Ahem! Jealous?
Jonny: DON'T MAKE ME GAG!
Kodachi: Ranma-sama? Where are....JONNY-SAMA!!!
Jonny: YAAAHH! You again!
Nabiki: Hmmm....Kodachi never DID fight fair....
On to Part 4