I'm missing a part here!

NE way, the group gets board and the ML'ers (Lion, Cricket & Alexis) decide
it would be a blast to take a day trip to the Cursed springs of Jusenkyo.


>         Lion, Cricket and Alexis throw evil grins to Jonny
> Jonny: What?  What is this Jusenkyo?
> Cricket: This'll be a blast!!!
> Mishelle: I'm kinda leaning towards a two headed dog
>         They all hop in the life boats as the Soun River of tears heads them
> out to sea.
> 
> tee hee hee!!

**Two days later..in the middle of the Pacific Ocean......

Cricket: I'm STARVING!!!! *glares at Genma* HEY! You were the one who
finished that beef jerky, didn't you?!
Genma/panda: *hold up a sign* I'm just a panda!
Cricket: Like HADES you are!!! *whips out Hammerspace Panda-Pounder
Mallet (tm)*
*WHAP!!!!*
Jonny: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!
Mishelle: Believe me, that would make me ECSTATIC! Except that there
AIN'T ANYMORE ROOM TO MOVE, BLEACH-HEAD!!!
Jonny: DOG-FACE!
Nabiki: Dare I say...it must be.....
*Jonny and Mishelle glow with red and purple battle auras and glare at
her*
Nabiki: .....lunchtime! Where's the food?
Soun Tendo: *glares at Genma* SAOTOME! How could you deprive your old
friend his nourishment!
Travis: NOOOOOOOOO! I'm out of Hammerspace Interdimensional
Sleep-A-Tives! (tm)
Jessie and Bryce: You...WHAT?!
Hadji: Oh, this is not good.
Jessie: TRAVIS! YOU IDIOT! 
Bryce: WHAT KIND OF TWIN BROTHER ARE YOU?!
*WHAP!!*
*BASH!!*
Tai-Lee: Aren't we supposed to SHARE those pills?
Ranma: HEY, YOU IDIOTS! YOU're ROCKING THE BOAT!!!
Akane: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!
*BASH!!*
Ranma: WHATCHADOTHATFOR?!!!
Lion: HEY! QUIET! There's something behind us!!
Alexis: *whirls her head around* WHERE?!

JQ 2000 team, Saotomes, Tendos, and selected MLers look behind to see a
huge luxury yacht.

Alexis: A YACHT! When there's a yacht, there's RICH people!
Lion: And with rich people comes....
Everyone: FOOOOOD!!!!!

Everyone yells "OVER HERE!!!" and waves their hands around.

Kasumi: *peers at the boat* Oh my! Isn't that the VINSENCE?!
Ranma and Akane: *stop waving* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Cricket: WHat was that for?
Alexis: Err....a heh heh heh....the Vinsence is the Kuno family's boat.
Jonny, Jessie, Mishelle, Lion:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Travis: Urrrggghhh....more idiots!
Kuno: *yelling from the boat* QUEST! SAOTOME! How DARE you insolent
wretches take a luxurious cruise with my Red-haired goddess, my
grey-eyed tigress, Akane Tendo.....
Mishelle: I am NOT you're gray-eyed tigress, ya deluded FOOL!!!
Jessie: YOU JERK! I'm not ANYONE'S Red-haired goddess!!!
Typo King: *pokes head out from the cabin* Hey everyone! Fancy meeting
you here!
Alexis, Cricket, Lion: *blink* JEFFREY?!
Everyone else: HUH?!
Ranma: Who's he?
Alexis: A fellow MLer. HEY JEFF! Whatcha doin' there with Kuno?
Cricket: Do you have any food?
Lion: You BETTER have food! That big moronic PANDA over here just ate
the last of our beef jerkey!
Typo King: Kuno invited me over. He heard that I did a good job
portraying him on Jonny 1/2 that he invited me to cruise with him to
China!
Kuno: Actually, my exact words are that I have heard your bokken skills
and wanted to request your assistance in defeating that pig-tailed
nuisance and that Bleach-headed cur.
Typo King: *shrug* Weeeeell...that too.
Jonny: Oh great, now even KUNO'S callin' me Bleach-head!
Typo King: *looks at a pig-tailed boy in a red chinese shirt* Oh,
um...are you Ranma?
Ranma: Yeah? What's it to you?
Typo King: *jerks a thumb at the back* Ya see....there were these people
lookin' for you, and I sorta...
Ryouga: RAAAAANMAAAAAA! How DARE you look for the Nanniichuan without
me!!
Mousse: RANMA SAOTOME! I shall beat you mercilessly for toying with
Shampoo!
Shampoo: RANMA! WODA AIREN!!!
Ukyou: Oooooh Raaaanmaaaa hoooneeey....
Kodachi: Ah ha ha ha ha ha....RANMA-SAMA! JONNY-DARLING!
Ranma and Jonny: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Cricket: RYOUGA-SAMA!!!!
Ryouga: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! *nosebleeds and faints*
Typo King: *looks at Kuno* Err....Jonny-darling?
Kuno: I am afraid that my twisted sister has fallen for that
horrid-haired gaijin.
Typo King: Oh.
Travis: SHADDUP! I'M GETTIN' A MIGRAINE!!!!
Mishelle: Nah, it's just all the bumps in your head from Jessie and
Bryce's assault on you.
Alexis: Someone put Travis outta his misery!
Hadji: Oh...oh dear...I think I'm...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Typo King: *blink* Err....
Cricket: OH DAMN! Hadji's relapsing again!
Claudette: SACRE BLEU!!! It's ze dreaded ASTRAL PLANE WITHDRAWAL DISEASE
(tm)!!!
Alexis: He'll be laughin' insanely nonstop!
Typo King: What's goin' on?
Kuno: SAOTOME! QUEST! How DARE you drive myfellow noble mad!
Jonny: It's not MY fault, ya fruitcake with a stick!
Mishelle: *snort* EVERYTHIN'S your fault!
Jonny: SHADDUP!
Ukyou: RANCHAN!! Get your fanny on this boat!
Akane: Raaanmaaa...you PERVERT!
Ranma: What did I do?
Travis: SOMEONE GIVE ME A SEDATIVE!
Cricket: Hadji's not the only one goin' through withdrawal.
Jessie: STOP THE WHINING!
Ryouga: RAAANMAAAAAAA YOU JERK!!!!
Tai-Lee: Hadji-san! Please control yourself!
Hadji: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Mishelle: I can't TAKE THIS ANYMORE! *grabs the POWER-PROPPELER PADDLE
(tm) from Hammerspace* We've GOTTA get out of here!
Lion: Ditto, clone! *whips out another Paddle*

They start paddling in full speed away from the Vinsence

Kuno: SAOTOME! QUEST! You WON'T get away this easy!
Typo King: HEy guys! Wait for us! I wanna see Jyusenkyou, too!
Kuno: SASUKE! Full spead ahead!
Sasuke: As you wish, master Kuno!
Ukyou: RAAAANCHAAAAAAAN! GEt your fanny back here!
Shampoo: Stupid Akane! She no take airen without fight!
Ukyou: Whoever said Ranchan was YOUR husband to begin with?
Kodachi: Ah ha ha ha ha ha......

The Vinsence follow them in full speed.

-=== side story:  Alexis, Lion and Cricket trying to get into
Hanna-Barbara
=====

Scene opens with Alexis, Cricket, and Lion dressed as janitors, talking
to the dub-actors

Quinton Flynn: Ummm...hey, wasn't the sound booth room supposed to be
here?
Cricket: Noooo, it's in that door over there *points at a door with a
"Sound Room" plate on it*
Lion: Yeah, H-B head people just moved it.
Alexis: Yep!
Jennifer Hale: Oh, well...let's go.
Sonny Van Dusen: Ummm....aren't you two *points at Lion and Alexis* too
YOUNG to be janitors?
Alexis: Umm...ah....we're...INTERNS!
Lion: *snaps fingers* Yeah!
Quinton Flynn: Yeah, well..we gotta get goin'
Alexis, Cricket, and Lion: *smile innocently* Bye!

JQ voice actor cast walks in the door....and spots H-B writers and
producers tied up.

Quiton Flynn: WHAT THE...?!

*SLAM!!!*

Alexis: *snaps a padlock in the door* YEAH! GOT 'EM!!!
Lion: YES! The H-B production room is OURS!
Cricket: HEY Typo King! DUke of Earl! Ami! You guys can bring everybody
in now!

The rest of the JQ MLers walk in and get to work.......

PREEEE-SEEEEENTING......

The *NEW* New Adventures of Jonny Quest
copyrighted by the Questors Mailing List

p.s. These event should NOT be taken seriously under any circumstances

Quiton Flynn: GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!!!

...but it COULD happen...heh heh heh heh.....


=========

>Ukyou: RAAAANCHAAAAAAAN! GEt your fanny back here!
>Shampoo: Stupid Akane! She no take airen without fight!
>Ukyou: Whoever said Ranchan was YOUR husband to begin with?
>Kodachi: Ah ha ha ha ha ha......
>
>The Vinsence follow them in full speed.

Ranma *meggaphone in hand*  STROKE!!  STROKE!!
Lion: HEY!!  Why the heck 'er WE paddeling!!
Cricket: Yeah!  Hey!  Get down here and do something constructive, Saotomei!!
Ranma: Hey, I'm workin', here!
Akane: Yeah, exercising your mouth! *BASH* Get over here and help!! *Retracts Hammerspace Baka-Basher  from Ranma's head*
Kuno *in close pursuit on the Vinsence*  Come back here, FIENDS!!!  How dare you kidnapp my fair grey-eyed tigress, my red-headed goddess ...

*Jessie and Mishelle take up oars and launch them at Kuno*

Kuno: ... the pig-tailed  ... OOOFF!!! *Kuno flies back past Jeffrey and smashes into the cabin*
Jeff/Typo King :Woo hoo!! I get ta drive ... er sail!
Ryoga: No you don't!!
Jeff: Get lost, pig-boy! *Picks him up and launches him toward the Saotomei raft.

Alexis: AAHHH!!!  Ryoga at six o'clock!!
Cricket: I GOT HIM!!!! *Stands up *  RYOOOOOOOGAAAA!!!
Ryoga:  AHHH!!! NOOOOO!!!!
*SPLAT!!*
Lion: Nice catch, Cricket!
Cricket: *crawling out from under Ryoga*  RYOGA-SAMA!! *Glomp*
Ryoga: GET HER OFFA ME!!!!
Ranma: Quit rockin' the boat!!!

Ukyo: Can't you go anyfaster, Psycho King?
Jeff: GRRR!!!  That's TYPO  King!!  T-Y-P-O!!!
Mousse: Ranma!!!  Lay a hand on Akane and I'll kill you!!
Shampoo: Ranma!!  WO AI NI!!!!!!!
Jeff: GET BACK!!!  Can't you see I'm SAILING HERE!!  NEVER interupt a genius at work!!!
Ukyo: Get over yourself!

Soun: LAND-HO!!!!  Look-look-look-look!!! *Does the patanted Soun happy-dance*
 Nabiki: Daddy ... you're rocking the raft!
Ranma: Full speed ahead.
Jonny: Just get me offa this thing!!
Akane: We need more oars!  These two *points at Mishell and Jessie* threw our other two at Kuno!
Alexis: I'm sure I've got some around here someplace! *Reaches into Hammerspace (tm) and pulls out the interdimentional super-speed oars.  Everyone digs in*

* They all paddle frantically, reaching land.  They continue paddeling, sending the raft up onto the beach and further inland.*
Alexis: WHOA!!!  Jusenkyo - dead ahead!!!!  HOLD UP!!! *Raft screatches to a hault and everyone lands in a huge pile in front of the raft.*
Travis:  AHH!!! Who's hand is this?
Hadji: Oh, my head!
Akane: Ranma!! This is all your fault!!
Ranma: You are so  ... kawaiikune!!!! (uncute)
*BASH*
*Ranma flies out of the pile-o-people as he's launched into orbit*
Cricket: Ryoga?  S'that you?
Ryoga: AHHH!!!  Get her away from me!!! *The entire pile explodes, sending people left and right*