Date: Mon, 26 May 1997 17:22:46 -0600
Subject: JQ: Sailor Who? Part 4 Finale
Lookit what I finally got around to posting! *various groans* Part 4, comin' at ya!
Yup ... all disclaimers as seen in the prologue of this derranged piece apply here also.
Members of the JQML are free to archive this if they feel like it.
Everyone turned to see Race's body bounding up the sidewalk.
"RACE!!" the 2000 team all chimed at once.
He slid to a halt.
"No, I'm Mamoru ... I'm just trapped in this body." He looked to Usagi's body and raised
an eyebrow. "Who are you, trapped in my girl friends body?"
Usagi/Jonny stuck out her/his hand. "Jonny Quest. Pleased to meet
PRETTY SOLDIER SAILOR WHO? : PART FOUR
Usagi and Makoto ... still in Jonny and Jessie's bodies, bound
up thesidewalk, almost out of breath. It had been a whirl-wind day, and you could bet
no one's lives would be the same after this little incident was over.
Together, they picked up the pace, racing up the sidewalk ...
past shops andstores, through crowds of people ... followed by a few choice words ...
and around the corner, straight into ...
Mishelle landed butt first on the pavement, nearly on top of two
others ...Claudette and Tai-Lee. "Geeze, do you think you could watch where you're
going, gaijin!" Mishelle cursed. She stood to her feet, lending a hand to Tai-Lee ...
then she noticed who she really ran into. "HEY!! You're the two Quest kids!"
Jonny still sat on the pavement, legs sprawled out at odd angles.
"WAHHHHHH!!! You're just as mean as ... REI!!!! AH!! Is that you?"
"Unfortunately yes, Meatball Head." Mishelle reached down and
yanked Jonny to his feet. "Come on, you ditz!"
Ki huffed and puffed as he screeched around corner after
corner, finally locating the run-away school girls and the run-away Quests. They all
stood in the middle of the sidewalk, bent over the Nega-goon, Ghale.
Out of breath, the agent panted up to the group and flagged down
Race. "Oh Mr. Bannon ... "
"Um ... who you talking to?" Race's body asked, Mamoru's voice.
Ki blinked a few times, then bent over to catch his breath. Usagi
knelt carefully down in the blue skirt and poked at the body on the ground. "Dad!"
Jonny's voice called. "Dad ... are you gonna be okay enough to get us all back to
"Sure thing," the pile groaned.
Race stepped forward, and opened his mouth to say something ....
"HEY USAGI!!!" The whole group looked up to see a short, skinny
little boy with swirly glasses coming right for them, waving frantically.
"Who's the nerd factory?" Makoto's body asked.
"It's Melvin!" Race/Mamoru announced.
Melvin bound up the sidewalk and gently slid to a halt. "There you
are, Usagi! You know, I've been looking all over for you!"
Jonny/Usagi just tried to smile playfully, receiving a hard shove
"I wanted to know if you'd like to come see my earthworm
collection ... me and some friends of my in the science club are going up to the
invertebrate display at the museum. D'you wanna come?"
Jonny raised a feminine eyebrow and tugged on one of the blonde
Rei leaned over and shoved Usagi's body forward. "Of course she
wants to go! Worms are your specialty, eh Bleach ... uh, I mean Usagi."
"Ha ha," Jonny's voice answered. Jonny caught his fault, and
immediately threw his voice into a high-pitched, wailly, girl voice. "I mean ... not
today ...I've got a *cough cough* cold! Yeah, that's it!"
Rei/Mishelle about died. "Oh Lord! I'm never gonna let you live
"LOOK ! THERE THEY ARE!!!" someone yelled from behind them
all. The entire group looked around to see some of the Quest team bounding up the
street, lead by a pooped-out Jonny.
Jonny threw his arms open wide and leapt into the air, landing
in Usagi'sarms... .... and Mishelle hit the sidewalk laughing.
"MY BODY!!!" he whined, glomping on to Usagi/Jonny.
Mamoru's body soon joined the group, Race and Mamoru each looking
their bodies over in concern ... then Jonny leapt from Usagi to Race/Mamoru, latching on
like a leach. "MAMO-CHAN!!! This is absolutely horrible!!" he whined loudly.
Jonny reached up and planted a big, sloppy, wet kiss on Usagi
... now inhabited by Race.
"What the ... " Race's voice cursed.
"Get offa me, Jonny!!!" And Mishelle turned red from hysterics.
Usagi/Jonny unlatched her/himself from Usagi and stepped
back. "AHHH!!!! Mamoru! What happened to your voice?"
"Nothing," Race answered from behind her, glaring a bit at Mamoru's
own body. Jonny stood between the two, doing double takes ... triple takes ... nearly
nodding his/her fool head off as he looked back and forth between the two.
And THEN he spotted Melvin. "MELVIN!!! Oh, Melvin, you've
gotta help us!" Jonny whined, falling down to his knees and crawling toward the nerd,
pleading with all he could muster.
Melvin tipped his glasses, and looked around the group. "Could
someone tell me what's going on here?"
"No time, Melvin!" Jonny shouted. "You've got to work with Dr.
Quest ... "he pointed to the pile-o-goon on the sidewalk ... " and formulate some kinda
cure for us. WE'VE ALL SWITCHED BODIES!!!"
Melvin looked at the strange blonde boy before him, then around
to the group once more. Usagi and Mishelle were practically strangling each other ...
Usagi and Rei's bodies wrestling each other to the ground. "Just cuz you're a girl now
doesn't mean I still can't kill you!!!"
And up the street bound the guys ... Bryce, Hadji and Travis
... screeching to a halt to look around the group of people before them.
"Uh, hi there," Bryce sheepishly waved to the crowd.
Haruka, Michiru and Setsuna's bodies waved back.
"Okay, nerd-boy," Makoto/Jessie said, grabbing Melvin by the
collar of his school uniform. "Here's the deal ... "
Melvin stood before his economy-sized chemistry table in a white
lab coat, scrutinizing a formula he had in a test tube. It was thick and green, kinda
like swamp water, and he turned proudly with a smile after his examination. "I think
I've got it! All you guys have to do is drink this, and you'll all be back to normal!"
Jessie's body shifted uneasily. "Are you sure it's safe,
"Oh yes! The chemical make up of the homogenous mixture is
very close to the structural ... "
"A simple 'yes' would do just fine, Mr. Wizard," Rei's body
huffed, swiping the test tube. She sniffed it and turned blue. "UGH!! It smells like
"HEY!!" Usagi's body yelled back.
"Who will be the one to test this concoction?" Haruka/ Hadji
asked, a bit concerned.
All eyes turned to Usagi's body.
"Uh ... hey!" Jonny's voice shot out. "No way! I ain't playing
"GET HIM!!!!" the girls yelled.
"WAAHHHH!!!!" Usagi/Jonny turned to flee, only to be tackled
by the bodies of all the school girls, wrestling him to the floor.
"Hold his head still!" Bryce's voice boomed in.
"I've got his mouth," Travis joined, wrestling around in the
"Hold him still!" Rei/Mishelle tipped the test tub and poured
the green gook into his mouth, immediately clamping his nose shut so he had to swallow
it. Usagi turned as green as the mixture as she/he swallowed it ...
.... and the whole room fell silent.
Mishelle's body stood along side Rei's body. "D'you think it
worked?" Mishelle's body asked.
"One way to find out!" Rei reached down and yanked on a blonde
"YEWOCH!!!" Usagi's voice shot back from her own body.
"IT WORKED!!!" And so began the stampede for the chemistry
Benton adjusted the ice pack on his bruised head, happy to
FINALLY be backin his own body ... in fact, the two teams were overjoyed to be back in
their own bodies.
Michiru cursed, tossing her sea-green hair about. "We missed our
"I'm sure I can convince the university to give you another
one," Dr. Quest smiled.
Usagi clung to Mamoru like staticy socks.
And Jonny zoomed by everyone one, followed by Mishelle.
"COME BACKHERE, BLEACH-HEAD!! I ain't through insulting
"Gotta catch me first, Chiuahuah-breath!"
"I'm gonna kill you with my bare hands ... you Maybeline Mishap!!"
Jessie sighed. "Yup, things are back to normal."
"I am NEVER coming back to Japan!" Claudette wheezed.
FIN! OWARI! THE END!
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