Date: Wed, 18 Jun 1997 19:24:06 -0600 This installment written by Korogi (Cricket aka Genshi no Korogi) NOTE: AGALAIHRA is a horribly long anogram (pronounced ah-gah-lai-ah-ra) meaning Anything Goes As Long As It Ain't HR (Hopless Romanticism) or Angst) Leia: GAH!! THERE'S A FRIGGIN' SHIP IN MY GARAGE!!! Alina: Cool! Can we go to Mars? Isis: Wanna visit relatives? *SLAM!* *BASH!* *five heads pop outta the sapcecraft* Lion: *SMACK!* Now look what ya did, Sven! Sven: Ow! Iz not miey fault! Cricket: *wave wave* AHOY there, fellow insanity minions! Hop aboard! Leia: *gasp* It's the AGALAIAHRA'n people! Yes! Another pass-the-fic! Where we partying this time? Alexis: The Duke of Earl challenged us to crack his 'associate'. Wanna help? Leia: Does it involve random acts of chaos? Cricket: Like, do ki-powered chickens go CLUCK? Leia: YAHOO!!! FIELD TRIP!! *at the stately Earl Mansion* Duke: Ah! Another fine, relaxing night. No annoying door-to-door sales men, no babbeling MLers .. Dumbjock: Flying saucer!! Duke: No ... FLYING SAUCER???? *KEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!* Duke: GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Hit the deck!!!! Sparky: What the ... it's the spaceshuttle Columbia! Lion: Nope! It's the Insanity Warpspace All-Purpose, Nuclear-Powered space Craft!!! Courtesy Cricket Industries! Brit: PARTY TIME!! *tosses various party supplies out of the space craft* Duke: GAH!! NOT AGAIN!!! Alexis: Tah Dah! We're here, Duke!!! Cricket: Alright, where is he! Lemme at 'im! Duke: But ... how... *THUD .. and he promptly faints* Alina: AHH!! WE KILLED HIM!! Isis: I know CPR!! Lion: Man the shock-paddels! Sven: D'I got life support! Leia: Shameless ER sketch!!! Alexis: Scalpal! *a stray hand hands her a scalpal* Alina: Forceps! Brit: String! Lion: Axe! Leia: Lighsaber! Cricket: Duct Tape! *they all stand back and admire their work* Pass it on! Care to guess at what we created? ******************************************************************** * The Jonny Quest mailinglist jq@edc.ml.org * ******************************************************************** * To unsubscribe, send an e-mail to: majordomo@edc.ml.org * * with the message: unsubscribe jq subject is ignored * ******************************************************************** To: jq@edc.ml.org Date: Wed, 18 Jun 1997 22:17:59 -0700 This installment written by: Leia K Camar Isis: Congratulations, it's a-- Duke: Thank goodness you weren't operating on me. Brit: Cheap ratings booster. Sven: Sveeps veek? Isn't ze season over? *BASH* Isis: ANYWAYS! As I was saying. . .it's a-- Cricket: Transporter?! I thought it looked an awful lot like my refrigerator. Alexis: Now it doesn't matter that you totaled the spaceship. Leia: Beam me up, Scotty! *WHACKETH* Alina: Dost mine ears deceive me? Art thou attempting to bring more wacky crossovers upon us? Brit: Snap out of it 'Lina. This isn't Shakespeare. Lion: Hey, fellow chaos ensuers, isn't this supposed to have bleach-head, or something else remotely JQ-related, here? Cricket: Hey, Alexis, how about bringing out the JQ 2000 team? Leia: RELEASE THE HOUNDS!! *BASH* *a scream is heard emanating from a newly-created portal* Leia: Ow. What did you do that for? Alexis: You can't mention D-O-G-S around you-know-who. Not yet, anyway. Brit: Does it usually take so long for everyone to arrive through the portal? Lion: I don't think so. Leia: Curious-er and curious-er. *BASH* Leia: Hey, whoever's doing that had better stop. *KABOOMBA* Cricket: Doesn't that usually only happen when Lion's writing the fic? Lion: INFRINGEMENT! *KABOOMBA* Brit: Put those lawyers down and nobody will get hurt. Alexis: Why is it getting so hard to nab characters these days? Hey, where are you guys?! *KABOOMBA* pass the chaos. . .if you dare! L.K. & co. Andromedan Confusion Theorem: "Remember, confusion is the most easily transmitted disease in existance; take all necessary precautions. Don't you understand?" ******************************************************************** * The Jonny Quest mailinglist jq@edc.ml.org * ******************************************************************** * To unsubscribe, send an e-mail to: majordomo@edc.ml.org * * with the message: unsubscribe jq subject is ignored * ******************************************************************** Onto the Next installment (Off-sequenced)